The Costco Food Court.
Some of you might be aware of my great affection for Costco, and more specifically, the Costco food court. The $1.95 pizzas, $1.50 hot dogs (comes with soda!), $3.95 Caesar Salad, and those Chicken Bakes. Oh, and don’t forget $1.00 Churros, along with the Mocha/Latte Freeze and Very Berry Sundae. Man, those are tasty. I’m well aware that all this food is quite disgusting. Doesn’t stop me from loving it.
Mom and I were at Iwelei Costco last night to purchase up some odds and ends. We had an early lunch that day and were quite famished as we waited in one line to pay. Then another line to check off our receipts. As we exited, mom asked, “What’s for dinner?”
It’s been two years since I last ate at Costco. And that is an awfully long dry spell from my old two times a week during those youthful Punahou days. Back when my metabolism worked at warp speed. I lusted after those thick crusted slices of pizza oozing cheese and glossy pools of oil, crisp pepperoni, and always finished with extra chili peppers, and sauerkraut! I love sauerkraut on pizza. Love, love, love.
And now, even after trips to Di Fara’s and the likes and legends of NYC pizza, I still have a soft cuddly spot for Costco pizza. Nothing can change that.
In answer to mom’s question, I pointed right, right at the Costco Food Court where the lines were long, the food cheap, and the crowds happy. Mom and I each had a Hot Dog and shared the Caesar Salad. I filled my soda cup with a horridly delicious mix of Coke, Fruit Punch, and Sprite, and the put every single topping possible on top of the hot dog. A purist, I am not ;)
75% through the hot dog, and with the salad demolished, I noticed the Japanese couple next to us splitting a slice of the pizza. Oooh The Costco Pizza. I got all weepy and weak in the knees. Oh why, oh why did I order hot dog instead of pizza? 22 years old and yet I make such silly mistakes.
I did the next logical thing, and shoved the remaining 25% hot dog in my mouth and told mom, “I’ll be right back!” Then went to stand in line, with the biggest smile on my face, a perfect $2.08 neatly counted out, and hopped from foot to foot, giddy with excitement. Costco pizza! Costco pizza! Costco pizza!
I ran back to the table, with the pizza piping hot in on hand, and three packets of chili peppers in the other. A joyous moment indeed. Mom looked at me as if I were positively psycho, and then burst out laughing. I love my mom. The pizza was awesome, just as I remembered, with a sloppy doughy interior, and far too much cheese, the cheap kine super salty cheese, just enough black olives, pepperoni and green peppers to keep me happy.
The plan was to eat half and THROW THE REST AWAY. But my good intentions were foiled as those lovely high school memories of hot Coscto pizza scarfed down post-beach, post-school, post-everything & anything, came tumbling back. The pizza was gone in just over a minute.
And then because I had the pizza, I needed to do the meal justice, and stood in line once more for the Very Berry Sundae. Don’t worry, I didn’t not eat all of it. Just under half.
I felt so good for the first few minutes. And then really disgusting as it all sank to the greasy dark pits of my stomach.
I suspect it’ll be another few years before I have a Costco meal again, but when I do, you bet I’ll be having a hot dog, half a salad, and a slice of pizza, and a bit of the sundae. Heck, I should throw in the Latte Freeze next time. Nothing like a complete meal ^_^
(Note: the goodness I describe about the Costco Food Court applies ONLY to Hawai’i Costco’s. I’ve eaten at the Costco Food Courts on the mainland – totally NOT THE SAME :)
December 24, 2008
OMG! you are bad…but that is what makes reading your blog so much fun :) Happy Holidays!
December 24, 2008
I love Costco too! I’ve heard in Canada that they offer Poutine!!! –mind being blown–
December 24, 2008
You had me until your note — I had a soft spot for Costco hot dogs for a long, long time too… extra relish, mustard & ketchup please… :P Then your note crapped on my Costco meals and now my memory is mad at you :P
December 24, 2008
You made my day!I always try to time my Costco trips so that I can at least have a Hot Dog and Soda. There is something about the Hawaii Costco that is different. I think that it has to do with all of the happy faces and families enjoying a cheap (but ono) meal! Folks from Hawaii love their food. In contrast the Costco I go to in IL never has anyone eating there.Mele Kalikimaka to you and your family. Enjoy Christmas in Hawaii!Alan from Makiki
December 24, 2008
My Costco food court here is pretty close to the Hawaii ones – at least as far as the pizza goes! Mele Kalikimaka!
December 24, 2008
That was beautiful. Thanks.
December 25, 2008
HA. “only one”
December 25, 2008
Our Costco Food Court in Fountain Valley, CA is probably at par with yours in Hawaii, at least that’s my claim, and I am sticking to it LOL. Just kidding.Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2008
Love how you told this story! It sure sounds fun :) Merry Christmas from all of us here in Foodista
December 26, 2008
Hi Kathy~Life is too short not to have fun w/ Mom and eat well.Hey, it’s not a guilty pleasure if you don’t feel guilty about it. :P – Cassaendra
December 26, 2008
Your description of Costco pizza and the memories they invoke and your love of Costco hot dogs certainly illustrates that you hav “A Passion For Food”
December 26, 2008
hahaha that story is great
December 28, 2008
Wow, reading that made me hungry! My kids love lunch at Sam’s Club, they think it’s such a treat.
January 2, 2009
Costco churros = life